Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Greatest Hero Known To Anyone.

BiBLEMAN!!!!
Bibleman is THE best hero ever. Hands down. How? you may as, well i'll tell you.
1) He's witty. He has the courage to pun using scripture and bible stories as well as the skill to use them in a none blasphemous way.
2) He fights with a lightsaber.
3) He is the spitting image of Batman.
-He has all kinds of cool gadgets and He is a handsome bachelor with oodles of cash. The only difference is that Batman as Bruce partied hardy and has a wise, gentle butler. Bibleman curls up by the fire with his bubble pipe, extra plush night robe, a cup of tea, and of course his ultimate weapon, the bible.
4) Bibleman is a man of God. God picked him to be crazy tough and supernaturally strong as well as extremely smart. You can't beat God's chosen.

Bibleman is funny, outrageously entertaining, comfortable with his goofiness, and beautiful. I love Bibleman.

2 comments:

  1. Jonny, you really crack me up! This has to be like my favorite blog of all time. Keep writing because I love reading what you have to say

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