Precipitancy Creates Prodigality

Whaat? It means, Haste Makes Waste. so now, here is a story about how when i am being hasty i mess stuff up.
Ok, so about three months ago i was late for church. I'm in the youth band and i need to be there to play for everybody. I had just gotten off work and had to take a shower. I ended up taking like a thirty minute shower which left me with about five minutes to get dressed and get to church. So, here i am rushing get dressed but i haven't any clothes. I go to into the laundry room, find some jeans and throw on an undershirt. I get to church about 3 minutes late thinking i got this in the bag. But, when i bent over to set up my stuff the other band members began to laugh. I look up and say "Hey, dudes, what's the beef?" to which the respond, "hey, dude, ya got on lady britches!" And sure enough, i went to the restroom, looked over my shoulder and into the mirror to see that i had put on my mom's jeans. How did i know this? I had glittery orange, teal, and Pink flowers with silver glittered stems on either buttock.

I GOT IT!

Saturday, i finally bought He Is Legend's new cd. And it's freaking amazing.

Friendship Doubles Joy and Halves Grief

This Egyptian proverb is actually pretty self explainitory. If ya down in the dumps and you haven't any friends, what's that going to to do you. Make you feel worse. If your hurt and have no means to speed your recovery then you'll stay hurt longer. BUT if you have friends then they can help you get through what ever it is that makes you so blue.

a SHOCKING experience

I would have posted this earlier but my lappy top was under the weather. OK, so in my gym class we start walking out to play golf; then all of the sudden someone yells, " OMG IT'S A SQUIRREL!" I look out the door and wouldn't you know, a squirrel had been hangin on to a powerline and in its last desperate attempt to save itself it had bitten into the powerline, frying itself.
i didnt stop laughing for about 30 minutes.

Similar Sire, Similar Scion

It's dificult to say who I look like in my family. I some what resemble my mom because we have the same thick hair and hazel eyes. But then again, i look like my dad in some ways, like my smile....and I also resemble my Pappy(grandad) the the way that i hold myself and my thick eyebrows. And my body shape is similar to my Uncle Brent's so there's another one. A kind of strange one is my cousin, we look eerily alike in almost ever aspect.

Soooo, i reckon i look a little bit like everyone in my family hahahah

ALAS! THE BANDWAGONS BEEN GOT!

Hello, I'm Jonny aka Vergible Plaineview. For a while now "blogging" has became a popular means of expression; whether it be artistic, political, or comical. I'm now a blogger. Ever since my eyes played over the twix commercial i was curious. And now, i am fully engulfed in the fire of BLOGGING!!!!!!