Precipitancy Creates Prodigality

Whaat? It means, Haste Makes Waste. so now, here is a story about how when i am being hasty i mess stuff up.
Ok, so about three months ago i was late for church. I'm in the youth band and i need to be there to play for everybody. I had just gotten off work and had to take a shower. I ended up taking like a thirty minute shower which left me with about five minutes to get dressed and get to church. So, here i am rushing get dressed but i haven't any clothes. I go to into the laundry room, find some jeans and throw on an undershirt. I get to church about 3 minutes late thinking i got this in the bag. But, when i bent over to set up my stuff the other band members began to laugh. I look up and say "Hey, dudes, what's the beef?" to which the respond, "hey, dude, ya got on lady britches!" And sure enough, i went to the restroom, looked over my shoulder and into the mirror to see that i had put on my mom's jeans. How did i know this? I had glittery orange, teal, and Pink flowers with silver glittered stems on either buttock.