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We've all had bad ideas. We've all DONE some of those bad ideas. Here are 10 more for you

1. Horsing around in the locker room. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then you get suspended.
2. Jumping off a building with an umbrella. It might work for Mary Poppins, but trust me, it won't help out too much in the real world
3. Sledding at night with no lights. You may just fly into a ditch and break your finger.
4. Drinking milk without smelling it. Who knows how long it's been in your fridge, you might just get a mouthfull of cottage cheese.
5. Pouring a bolw of cereal without checking if you have milk. I did that this morning. it was very frustrating, i got all excited about getting some frosted mini wheats just to find out there was no more milk.
6. Robbing any place. That's just dumb, and with the technology we have today, you'll probably get caught.
7. Making brownies with olive oil. If u can't find vegetable oil, just give up or buy some. Olive oil makesyour brownies all rubbery and taste like puke.
8. Drop kicking a door. You'll probably just hurt your feet and wind up bruising your tushy and if you do end up busting the door open then good job, you just broke a perfectly good door.
9. Forgetting trash day. It backs up your trash, smells super bad and leaves you having to drive to the transit station.
10. talking with a fake accent at a resturaunt where one of your friends work. they'll rat you out so you end up looking like a dang fool. pretty awkward.

so that's it. don't do these things. thank you and s'long folks